Emergency

Hello there.

I see you've found yourself in a little bit of a pickle.

That's okay, I'm here to help and guide you through the emergency process.

Because I like you.

I'm going to give you a task to do.

Can I trust you to do this for me?

It's really important you do this for me.

Because you're the only person who has the power to do this.

Yes, you.

I need you to relax.